AP – “It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature,” went a famous ‘70s commercial catchphrase. But we learn in The Flash – the much awaited, long gestated new DC Studios offering – that it’s Father Time one musn’t cross. Because trying to change the past can really mess you up when you get back to the future and realise you’ve inadvertently changed that, too.
But of course, we already knew that. We learned it from Marty McFly, immortalised by Eric Stoltz in Back to the Future.
Relax! Of course it was Michael J Fox, though Stoltz was initially cast in the role. But in The Flash, Barry Allen (Ezra Miller) realises just how badly he’s messed up the space-time continuum when he arrives back from changing the past – just one teensy little thing, really – and learns that in his current world, Fox never replaced Stoltz. “I’ve destroyed the universe,” he frets in a laugh-out-loud moment.
If only the whole film, directed by Andy Muschietti and written by Christina Hodson, felt this breezily clever and entertaining. Alas, the final act bogs down in what feels like an endless, generic CGI battle and a kitchen-sink resolution that leaves one feeling just a little exhausted and somewhat confused.
We first meet Barry – Miller, whose naturally jittery energy is an excellent fit here – on the way to his job at a forensics lab, stopping to order breakfast. But then he gets a call from Alfred – yes, you know the one – needing his help in an imminent disaster. Barry turns into his red-suited alter-ego but desperately needs calories for fuel, begging a bystander for her candy bar.
Soon, in a rescue scene that’s audacious but also a little absurd, Barry is saving falling newborn babies from a collapsing hospital while desperately eating snacks. He also saves a maternity nurse – then suggests she seek the help of a mental health professional to cope with the trauma, noting “the Justice League is not very good at that yet”.
And now we must take a moment to consider the elephant in the room. Because it sure seems the movie wants us to.
If you’ve been reading about Miller lately, you know about the talented actor’s offscreen troubles. Miller’s apologised for past behaviour and said he’s undergoing mental health treatment.
So it hardly seems the line to the nurse is a coincidence, even if much of the trouble emerged during lengthy post-production. Could this be a subtle plea for empathy, so we can then appreciate what is, certainly, a compelling performance from Miller as not one, but two lead characters (why two? We’re getting to that.)
In any case, that line also sets a tone for many self-referential quips and sequences in a film that seems to thrive on, well, referring to itself and its roots. In this, the first standalone Flash film, the lineage of past Batmans, Supermans and associated characters is evoked early and often through surprise cameos.
But back to the plot: Barry needs food, but what really powers him is the tragic murder of his mother (Maribel Verdu) in their home when he was a boy. Even worse, his father (Ron Livingston) is imprisoned – unjustly – for the crime.
Barry, desperate to prove his father innocent, suddenly discovers a way to go back in time (technical details are sparse, but it partly involves running REALLY fast) and comes up with a grander idea still. What if he could go back and prevent the whole sequence of events that led to his mother’s death? His friend and current Batman (the Ben Affleck version) tells him what a bad idea this is.
But Barry goes back anyway and makes a change, and what do you know – oops! – a younger Barry shows up (you may have seen them both in the trailer). And now, for reasons too tough to explain within our word limit, Barry senior is potentially stuck in the wrong universe, with Barry junior.
What’s more, villainous General Zod (Michael Shannon) has returned, threatening total destruction. The Barrys need help. That’s how we find them with Michael Keaton’s Bruce Wayne, analysing a pack of spaghetti.
It’s Keaton, having a fine time in his return as a graying, reluctant superhero, who explains the whole multiverse thing, showing with a deft manipulation of pasta strands how the past can’t change without the future changing.
It all ends up with a gaggle of crazy spaghetti drowning under a shower of tomato sauce: a hot mess.
And we haven’t had time to mention Supergirl – newcomer Sasha Calle, who doesn’t get much to do before the battling starts, but at least provides some minimal female presence.
Kiersey Clemons as a vague love interest has even less to do.
Is a sequel in the offing, if the stars align offscreen as well? They’d have to come up with even more cameos, more surprises.
